Humanity’s ultimate “Side Eye.” 🌑🥀

It’s April 2026, and the irony is so thick you could choke on it.

Between the hidden side of the Moon and War

Right now, four people are drifting behind the Far Side of the Moon on Artemis II—chilling in the cosmic dark, witnessing the ultimate mystery. Meanwhile, back on Earth, we’re busy flirting with global extinction like it’s a competitive sport.

It’s kind of iconic, in a tragic way: we’ve reached the peak of our “let’s go to the stars” era at the exact same moment we’re hitting “delete all” on our own species. We’re literally a hair’s breadth away from a war that could turn us into stardust before the Orion capsule even splashes down.

And let’s be real—the vibes are suspicious. We’re finally getting 4K footage of that craters-and-dust landscape, and honestly? It just makes the 50-year-old grainy “giant leap” look even more like a Kubrick fever dream. Whether we’re returning to the Moon or finally showing up for the first time is debatable, but the timing is peak dark comedy.

We’re trying to conquer the lunar shadow while standing in the shadow of our own annihilation. Maybe the Moon is keeping her “far side” hidden because she’s embarrassed to be seen with us. 🕯️🌌

Autora: Katy Deroma (c) Consultacartas